The less of a fuck you give, the better of a life you live
I’m A DIE HARD Redsox fan but when your team is loosing 16-4 You have to find pleasure in the little things
“Weddings are annoying. The food sucks, and if neither person is willing to spring for an open bar, it’s a sure sign that the marriage itself is going to fail.” - Chelsea Handler
I’m Going to 3 or 4 weddings this year, HINT HINT
Ever notice your “Friends” on Facebook that are always trying to convince you how cool there life is. You know the one’s I’m talking about, the Trendy guy who is always bragging about hanging out with D-list celebrity’s. Or the Not quite cougar but just a little to old Girl who hangs out at all the cool clubs. I have ALOT of friends like this and even though there decent people (for the most part) I feel they all just need a really big hug.
P.S. I know I’ll inevitably be this person in five years but at least I’ll have witty things to say :-D